Kragteloos

What is the difference between the Titanic and South Africa?

When the Titanic went down it’s lights were on

Baba beer sit in sy klein stoeltjie by die tafel, en kyk na sy klein papbordjie. . . . . .
“Wie’t my pappies geëet?” vra hy. . . .
Pappa beer kyk na sy groot papbord. . . .
“Wie de duiwel het my pap geëeet?” vra hy . . . .

Mammabeer se kop verskyn om die kombuisdeur. . . . . . .
” EK HET NOG NIE DIE PAP GEMAAK NIE WANT DIE KRAG IS AF!!!”

NUWE VOLKSLIED Hello darkness my old friend

“In a drive to save on electricity consumption, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off until further notice. We apologise for any inconvenience caused. Kindly postpone all hopes and dreams.”